100 Best Funny Food Jokes For Kids

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When it comes to eating, most children love to have a good laugh while having their food. So sharing some food jokes for kids can create a good vibe for them to relish their meals. You may share the food jokes at any time of the day and in any environment involving food. And what's the best thing about food jokes- they have zero calories. So, how about treating yourselves and your kids to some hilarious and amusing food jokes that could make your family mealtime a memorable one. Read on to discover our collection of food jokes that will tickle your kid's funny bone.

100 Food Jokes For Kids

Here are a few food jokes that kids would love to hear and share with their buddies and enjoy.

1. What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
Cashews

2. What bird is with you at every meal?
Swallow

3. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers

4. What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Pi

5. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese

6. How do you make an artichoke?
You strangle it

7. What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable

8. What is a carrot detective famous for?
For getting to the root of every case

9. Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

10. What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth

11. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well

12. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because it was on a roll

13. What did the baby corn say to its mom?
"Where's my popcorn?"

14. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka

15. What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me

16. Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school

17. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it

18. What school subject is the fruitiest?
History — because it is full of dates

19. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing; he just let out a little wine.

20. Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Robert Brownie, Jr

21. What did the hungry computer eat?
Chips — one byte at a time

22. What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces

23. Why can't you starve to death on a beach?
Because of all the sand that is there

24. What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash

25. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
You'll find footprints in the cheesecake.

26. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it.

27. Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a watermelon.

28. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
The food was good, but there really wasn't much atmosphere.

29. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing

30. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet

31. What term do we use for a group of strawberries playing guitar?
A jam session

32. Why do fish avoid the computer?
So they don't get caught on the Internet

33. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon

34. What's in an astronaut's favorite food?
Launch meat

35. What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business

36. Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food

37. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumb-y

38. What is a computer's favorite snack?
Computer chips

39. What vegetables are a sailor's enemies?
Leeks

40. What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
Ham and eggs

41. What do cats call mice on skateboards?
Meals on Wheels

42. How do you make a walnut laugh?
Crack it up

43. What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?
A hopsicle

44. What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door; I'm dressing.

45. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

46. Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
To go with the jellyfish

47. Where do hamburgers go dancing?
Meat-ball

48. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
"That hit the spot."

49. Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because her mom and dad were in a jam

50. What's small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse radish!

51. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice SCREAM and BOOberries

52. What did the hot dog say when his friend defeated him in the race?
"Wow, I like the fact that you have mustard enough strength to ketchup to me."

53. What do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread

54. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A yam session

55. Why did the man eat at the bank?
He wanted to eat rich food.

56. When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater tots

57. Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up

58. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall

59. What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine

60. What has ears but can't hear?
A cornfield

61. What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese

62. Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears

63. What is a cheerleader's favorite drink?
Root beer

64. Why don't chickens play sports?
Because they hit fowl balls

65. How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it downhill

66. What do you call candy that was stolen?
Hot chocolate

67. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip

68. What's brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation

69. What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain (plane) bagel

70. What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple

71. What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
The Twist

72. What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper

73. What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley

74. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib

75. What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon aid

76. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed

77. What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?
Ketchup

78. What do ghosts eat for dinner?
SPOOKgetti

79. Which vegetable has just broken out of prison?
An escapea

80. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
An astronut

81. What does a mixed-up hen lay?
Scrambled eggs

82. How do humans on the moon eat their food?
In satellite dishes

83. What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we're both nuts.

84. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Cookies

85. What is a plumber's favorite vegetable?
A leek

86. Why did the rancher name his ranch "Peanut Butter"?
Because it was a great spread

87. What is the term used for a fake noodle?
An impasta

88. What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs

89. Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar

90. What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
They turnip (turn up) their noses.

91. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll

92. What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash

93. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk

94. How do chickens bake a cake?
From scratch

95. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear

96. What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day

97. Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard-boiled eggs

98. What do ghosts like for dessert?
I scream

99. Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
A sheet cake

100. Why does yogurt love going to museums?
Because it's cultured

No talk and just eating can make the mealtimes boring! So use these food jokes for kids to have some light fun while having meals with your children. These chucklesome food jokes can keep children engaged as well as entertained. They can bring a smile to your child's face and brighten their eyes with sheer delight. Remember, eating food with joy is as important as making your child's meal healthy and wholesome. So, whether your child had a tough day at school or is just feeling gloomy, crack funny food jokes to bring in some laughter!

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